Back to school, back to school,
To prove to Dad that I’m not a fool.
I’ve got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight,
I hope I don’t get in a fight!
Ooohhh, Back to school, back to school, back…to…school…
-Billy Madison (O’Doyle Rules!)
That’s right, kids. After an eternity of lounging around, I’m heading back into the real […]
I’m about to venture out of the house, fully showered and embracing the world, for the first time in ten whole days. Like make-up, perfume and my own clothes, instead of boxers shorts, gauze and a whole lotta stinky. Whoa. I think our 650 square feet are slowly closing in on me, and […]
…Wish we could party like it’s ur birf-day!
Happy 50+ birthday, Hammy. We love and miss you, and wish we were there to “blow out the lights” on your cake. Yammy - make sure they keep that one alive and well. It’s a Buchanan family favorite. Much love to you all - […]
As our frequent readers know, I had sinus surgery last week, in hopes of curing all that ails me. Successful? Hopefully. Speedy recovery? Not so much. I had originally hoped to go back to work this past Monday, but that was before the Sunday night trip to the ER @ Northwestern. […]
It’s no secret that Liz and I have our own little language. Sometimes we just add the letter M to the front of words and shorten them a bit. Mallers, for example, is allergies. Other times, we’ll throw in a speech impediment-style pronunciation, and shorten. Yauns is laundry. Tito even recognizes that one, because he […]
Liz and I have decided that given our current health status (both of us constantly ill or injured) it would be in our best interest to move. Into a nursing home, that is. The past year has been really rough health-wise. Between the two of us, we’ve suffered through a hospitalization, multiple sinus infections, a […]
They marked the site of her surgery for the doctor to sign off on. So they didn’t get her confused with other patients there for–say, breast augmentation.
Just home from a long day at the hospital. Liz is sleeping off what we’ve been told was a successful surgery to repair her deviated septum, reduce her […]
The blur is likely due to excessive speed and the camera’s inability to capture the motion.
The best part only good thing about the air cast boot gimmick is that I’m supposed to stay off of my feet. And after refusing Liz’s repeated recommendations to use the motorized wheelchair cart at retailers, I finally caved and […]
AKA - Surgery in the Buchanan family household. For those who have inquired, I’m actually having a septoplasty and something else o’plasty this Wednesday. But not a rhinoplasty. Don’t worry…I made sure. I don’t wanna come out looking all Gonzo from Muppet Babies or anything. Basically, they’re going to fix […]
Or week. Whatever. I’ll warn you right now this post is not gonna be pretty. So if you’re eating, stop reading. If you have a weak stomach, stop reading. Okay, so you’re still reading. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
It all started on Tuesday morning. Feeling light headed, […]
