We began packing about ten minutes after we learned that we’d be moving. This makes our third move within the last seven months. You’d think we’d be professional at this point. And that’s exactly the goal that we have in mind. We have spent almost every evening since sorting through all of our belongings, dividing […]
Did I tell you guys that we’re moving? Probably not, because we didn’t know until yesterday. And we have to be out of here by no later than November 30th. That’s just the cherry on top of the past seven days.
This past week has been extremely rough and tiresome for us. Don’t want to get into all of the details, but your thoughts and prayers would be a blessing right now.
When Logan’s Aunt Becky called last week to let us know that her daughter Hailey was sending us something from school in the mail, I was hoping in my heart of hearts that it would be the one and only Flat Stanley. Sure enough, Stanley arrived in a small envelope at our house this […]
I’ve often wondered why the miniature candy bars are referred to as “fun” size. My mentality is that the serving size is less candy, which doesn’t exactly equal fun. This very topic came up in our little project manager’s pod of cubicles just last week. There were a variety of theories for what made the […]
If our road trips to and from Cincinnati have taught us anything, it’s that Tito definitely doesn’t care for Whitney Houston’s “Whitney” album. Must be something about those high pitches.
This past weekend, Liz and I were paid a visit by my “friends from wrestling” Monica, Stacy & The G.O.A.T. John R. Glick. The backstory to that name is that my brother Brent always referred to them as my friends from wrestling–complete with air quotes–when introducing them to other people. In typical fashion, Giordano’s, a […]
Since I was off for Columbus Day today, I thought it would be a good idea to schedule a physical so I could get in at our new doctor at Northwestern Medical Center. I was hoping he’d be as hot as the last two, but no such luck. Definitely attractive, but definitely not hot like […]
Taco Sauce. Balsamic Vinaigrette. Chocolate Syrup. Mayonnaise. Kethcup. Mustard. Dijon Honey Mustard. Strawberry Syrup. Jim Beam Steak Sauce. Strawberry Preserves. I could go on.
Earlier today, I awoke hungry. I really wanted McDonald’s breakfast, but there was a little marathon going on in our neck of the woods that had the roads shut down. I first […]
Time’s up for our Ohio license plates. Ohio law states that license plates expire on the vehicle owner’s birthday, so since September 30th (Liz’s birthday), we are criminals on the run. In an attempt to reclaim our status of law-abiding citizens, I ventured to the Thompson Center where our nearest Secretary of State office is […]
